I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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