is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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