I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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