Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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