Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she smelled like a LAN party
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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