Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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