i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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