Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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