You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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