Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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