Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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