I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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