Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
