dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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