Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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