More tranny stories later!
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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