Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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