Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you

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(317): View more from Indiana

he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....

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(480): View more from Arizona

Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready

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(214): View more from Texas

Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.

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