u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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