My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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