We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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