there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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