tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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