how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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