we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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