yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
no you cant smoke seaweed
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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