The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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