Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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