Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Randomize
