Just mADE A PArabola og urine
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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