Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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