He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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