gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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