Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
sex in a hospital.. check
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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