put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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