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(647): View more from Ontario

hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.

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(503): View more from Oregon

when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?

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(785): View more from Kansas

You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.

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(785): View more from Kansas

your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...

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(802): View more from Vermont

I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.

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(619): View more from California

According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.

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(540): View more from Virginia

"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it

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(813): View more from Florida

Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour

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