I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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