I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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