The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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