Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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