the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Oh god it's open bar.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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