I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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