I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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