Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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