The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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