We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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