He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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