another moral hangover. fuck.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
P.S. I can't hear my feet
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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