so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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