I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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